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Hello All,

I started to write a preview of the Carolina game when I stopped and realized I have written the same preview for every game this season:

We have more talent...yada yada yada...we have to play intense football for four quarters...yada yada yada...play for each other...yada yada yada...toughen up when it matters...yada yada yada.

Every week it is the same thing.

So, in the interest of brevity, I am going to just move right along to this week's picks and start praying to whatever football Gods will listen to me that we don't lay an egg against these light blue wearing sissy boys of that second rate institution that is the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

Last week I went 6-1 (damn you Auburn!) to bump the season mark up to 32-14. I also went 1-1 on call-ins to The Solid Verbal podcast making it on air in their Reverb segment. Perhaps one could say alcohol fueled my mini-rant. Perhaps.

Michigan State (-3) over Michigan

Eventually, that Big House of cards we are seeing at Michigan will come crumbling down. Denard Robinsonn is a special player but at some point this team will have to throw to win against a good defense and just won't get it done. The mirage ends this weekend.

Baylor over Texas A&M (-9)

aTm plays the first half of each game like an SEC team and the second half like a Sun Belt team. Robert Griffin is special. Mini-UPSET SPECIAL.

Cackalacky over Miss State (+3)

If you don't love the Ol' Ball Coach, watch him kick a reporter out of his press conference and seem like the happiest man on Earth while doing so.

Oklahoma State over Texas (+8)

Texas just isn't elite. The 'Pokes are.

LSU over Tennessee (+18)

Wake (+7) over VT

Signed,
Florida State

Upset special!

Ole Miss (+26.5) over 'Bama

Juuuuussssttttt Kidding

K State over Texas Tech (-3.5)

Oregon (-14.5) over Arizona State

Afterwards, the players will get together and pick out some ultra chic new kicks, bro.

Auburn (+2) over UiF

Because my dream of the Gators going 0-October needs to live on.

Marlyand (+9) over Clemson

Because the Terps are the weirdest team in college football and Clemson is still Clemson. ULTRA UPSET SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!

Always guard the inbound passer.