Hello All,
Time once again for one of my favorite posts of the year...Sorostitute Superlatives!
I always recommend enjoying these with a nice Long Island Iced Tea or two. Of course, only after you inhale 3 Sprinkles cupcakes for lunch and then skip dinner...you know, 'cus you're dieting (JUST KIDDING...shout out to all my Zetas and DGs and them)
MOST LIKELY TO BE CHAPTER PRESIDENT
Jermaine Grace |
1.) Jermaine Grace – LB(Sean Spence-like)
2.) Al – Quadin Muhammad – DE (Future First
Round Pick)
3.) Stacey Coley – WR (Lot of Chad Johnson
comparisons, and I like them)
4.) Beau Sandland – TE (Tape reminiscent of
Shockey)
5.) Artie Burns – CB/S(Maybe the highest ceiling
in this class)
TOP 5 SLEEPERS
1.) Sunny Odogwu – OT (Is this our next
McKinnie?)
2.) Ufamba Kamalu – DL (Stores and stores of
untapped potential in a huge frame)
3.) Ray Lewis III – ATH (Would never bet against
this kid)
4.) Alex Gall – OL (The type of mauler you build
o-lines around)
5.) Alex Figueroa – LB(Loves to run around and
hit; the next Eddie Johnson?)
THE ONES THAT GOT AWAY
Al Golden is right…too much of signing day was spent
complaining about the players we didn’t get. I agree with him, and I think too
little time was spent considering how awesome the kids that chose to sign with
Miami are. That said, it is good to have in the record the kids we all freaked out
about not getting, if for no other reason than to look back at in a few years
and see how it all turned out.
1.) Matt Thomas – LB, FSU(AKA Marvin Jones II)
2.) Jay – Nard Bostwick – DT, UiF (My favorite
DT in the entire class; Miami lead the whole time)
3.) Alex
Collins – RB, Arkansas (Very similar style to Clinton Portis)
4.) Jayron Kearse – ATH, Clemson(Freak athlete
who could be anything from a receiver to an outside linebacker)
5.) Skai Moore – LB, Cackalacky (Undersized, but
just makes plays; grew up a ‘Canes fan)
Stacey Coley, rocking the Orange and Green "SWAG" hat, seen at right.
BEST BIG AND LITTLE
That would go to Kevin Olsen and his older brother, former 'Cane great Greg Olsen. One time for old time's sake: ZLAM!
TWO PEAS IN A POD
Kamalu and Odogwu are of the same tribe in Nigeria. They are both physical freaks...literally just massive human beings. Hakuna matata motha fucka.
DADDY'S BOY
We hope, Ray Lewis III. Because if he is there are going to be some caved in facemasks.
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
Miami signing dual sport studs Ryheem Lockley, Derrick Griffin and Corn Elder after signing day sent a strong message that this staff never quits and will always find talent. And oh yeah, adds three pretty stellar athletes to the class as well.
BEST QUOTE (Anyone
reading this blog, he is probably speaking to you)
"There's going to
be a lot of people who didn't stand with us who are going to be remembered for
not standing with us," Golden said. "'I Stand With The U' means this
is tough right now. This is about as tough as it gets in our business. We've
got a bunch of coaches and players that are digging in and rather than running
are going to fight their way out of it. Now do you stand with us or not? And
that is the truth. That is the truth. From my heart, that is the truth."
This was after Al Golden absolutely went Nas on the Miami
beat writers and Ethered them for asking stupid, repetitive questions at his
press conference…most of which had to do with players Miami didn’t sign. Christ
I love this man.
BEST QUOTE #2
"I have a laptop,
a couple of clothes, my running shoes and that's it," he said. "My
things I want or need, I never had them. Right now it's not my priority. My
priority is to get to school and ball out."
Asked if he hopes his
roommate brings a TV, Odogwu simply said, "I haven't watched TV for six
months, and growing up I didn't have a TV."
"As a freshman I
expect to learn everything I can, stay on top of my work, stay on track all the
time which I always do," he said. "I'll give my coaches hell to teach
me because I want to learn the game. I'll learn all I can. I'll learn the
terminology, everything."
Odogwu said, "Oh, gosh, let me tell you: We're coming back. I
promise you that. For me, I'm excited. I know how to fight, don't quit. I know
everybody wants to bring the name (Miami) back. We're going to go there and
take care of business."
Is there any doubt that Sonny
Odogwu is going to be a beast?
BIGGEST CREEP
Gatewood takes over and answers the question for him. Saying that AlexCollins
has always wanted to be a feature back and not in a "RB by committee"
and that was always the draw of Wisconsin.
I mean, anytime you are a grown
man and can literally hijack the interview of a 17 year old kid, you have to do
it, right?
BEST QUOTE #3
"If im from Cincinnati, Ohio and see that Miami is doing something
special how come kids from Florida can't see it?"
This was from Alex Gall’s
Twitter. That is a True ‘Cane, ladies and gentlemen.
BEST QUOTE #4
“At Arkansas, I definitely expected some things to be unexpected.”
-Denver Kirkland, on his reason for
choosing Arkansas. I…I mean…whatever you say Denver.
BEST QUOTE #5
“I wanted my family to be able to watch me play, so FSU should be good
for that.”
-Matthew Thomas, a Miami native.
BEST QUOTE #6
"Hey im sure he did whats best for his future and I cant blame him. I wouldnt wanna compete against me either."
That's Jermaine Grace, when asked about Matt Thomas.
BEST QUOTE #6
"Hey im sure he did whats best for his future and I cant blame him. I wouldnt wanna compete against me either."
That's Jermaine Grace, when asked about Matt Thomas.
BEST COMEDY OF ERRORS
Maybe the greatest of all time
was Alex Collins suiting up for his Signing Day Ceremony, then disappearing,
then the school revealing that Collins’ mother had absconded with his LOI and
no one knew where she was. Mama wanted him at Miami, and she knew without her
signature Collins couldn’t go to Arkansas, whom he had announced for on Monday
night after giving his pledge to Miami coaches earlier in the day.
Collins responded by getting his
(apparent) absentee father to sign his LOI, holding a press conference this
morning in a camouflage jacket (talk about rubbing it in to ‘Canes fan, right?),
and announcing once more for Arkansas. His mom did not attend, but she DID hire
a lawyer from the Cochrane Group. Yes, Johnny Cochrane’s name has now made its
way in to this recruiting saga.
The only thing that would make
this better is if Tyler Perry showed up playing a bad cop or something. One day
there should be a 30 for 30 on this. “What if I told you that sometimes, a
mother’s love knows no bounds…”
THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK...LITERALLY
Rueben Foster originally committed to Alabama. He then switched to the hometown Auburn Tigers, whom he loved so much, he had their logo tattooed on his person. We all know where this is going. Gene Chizik and staff got fired at Auburn, and Foster re-opened his commitment. He signed with...Alabama. Auburn's arch-rival. The lesson, as always...17 and 18 year olds are stupid.
BEST MESSAGE BOARD POST (From TheFranchise on CanesInsight)
This new group of Canes
reminds me of some old Hurricanes. Guys like Dan Morgan, Nate Webster, and Ed
Reed and Santana and Reggie immediately come to mind. Those guys wanted to be
Hurricanes, and they were grinders and hard-nosed guys. They came here when it
wasn't the popular thing to do.
When those guys came
here we were in the midst of dealing with the repercussions of our last
struggle with the NCAA. The Orange Bowl was empty. We would go to games where
there was literally 3,000 people in the stands no matter what the announced
attendance was. But Freckles Davis, who was a monster at evaluating character,
found a group of talented guys who, more importantly, were determined guys.
They weren't 5 star guys, and they weren't front-runners; they were guys with
that inner drive to succeed that is so tough to evaluate. Our program is in
similar condition these days. Our stadium is empty. We aren't the
"it" program. But Al managed to find a group of guys who are very
talented, and who, most importantly, are no-nonsense grinders who want to be
here and relish the opportunity to be Canes.
Look at guys like Carter and Burns and Coley. How
much twitter f****try did they engage in? How much diva shyt did they pull? How
many times did they commit and de-commit or try to "troll" the coaches
and fans?
Think about Alex Gall. Then, think about Martin
Bibla, who was a rough and tumble dude from Pennsylvania. Does anyone think
that Gall will be anything but a success with his grit and toughness? Come on.
This dude's about as close to a guaranteed on the OL as you will find. F#ck the
fat 4 star with the puzzy attitude who will cash his chips if things don't go
his way. Give me this mean sumbytch any day of the week.
Think about Standish Dobard and how badly he wanted
to be a Cane. And this dude has skills to go along with it. When the chips are
down, these are the guys who will make plays when the divas are quitting
because it's too hot or too tough.
Think about Kevin Olsen, who never got shook even
when Fisch split. Then, think about Ken Dorsey.
Think about Gus Edwards, and then harken back to a
different era with Steve McGuire or Alonzo Highsmith. Tough dudes with skill.
How about Sonny? You think there's any chance
that dude will let himself fail? His mom sleeps in dirt, and his little brother
got kidnapped by a 200 pound mosquito last week. This dude is fighting for real
life shyt, not thinking about some dumb shyt he can say on twitter. Big Bryant
McKinnie was playing the tuba a couple years before he got here. He wasn't a
hugely heralded guy.
I applaud our new
group of guys and can't wait to see them develop.
I think that sums it up pretty
nicely.
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